It’s the question on everyone’s mind: Who should win Game of Thrones? Here are my top 5 contenders, based on no research, zero books read, and no episodes watched.
Let the battle for who would look best on the Iron Throne begin! Team least decapitated wins and gets to climb a wall to kill a winter king.
5. This Fire Cow
Fire Cow took the lead early in the polls, but failed to keep up its high score in the ice challenge. Fire Cow’s extra layers of wood, timber and open flames would have looked great on the Throne. Alas.
4. These Sketchy Owls
They advertise themselves as this year’s premiere feathery power couple. They say all their plots are collaborative affairs, but we all know who’s the brains of this outfit. Unfortunately, they failed to poll well with the crow demographic and ended up in fourth place.
3. This Explorer
You might have to look closely to see it, but that mustache is everything.
2. This Stabby Fish
Initially the front-runner, this contender failed to realize that the throne had been with her all along. And so it was no surprise to fans when she lost her life under fishy circumstances.
And now for the final reveal.
First place goes to…
1. This Pineapple
That poise. That regal bearing. The crown. That’s one fine-apple.
Canaries, do you agree with this list? Who do you think would look the most when sitting on the Iron Throne?
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