Another Friday, another zany blurb from the ethersphere of the book world. Enjoy?
“Squirrel shifter Elly has been captured by Freedom, beaten, and then handed off to be raped. Only her new hotter-than-hell jailor, Deuce Pierce, isn’t keen on forcing her and is all about saving her curvy, furry ass and getting her to safety. After she’s freed, she can’t forget about the lion who saved her life, and she hunts for him, determined to find the man who haunts her.”
– Deuces Wild (Ridgeville #5) by Celia Kyle
The Book Canaries 
Umm…Okay, I am unfamiliar with anthropomorphic shape shifter books. I hesitate to offer anything else in the way of a review due mainly to that. I am, however, having a hard time identifying with the protagonist-as-squirrel in the blurb, but…?
Paranormal romance books have the most insane plotlines – and the craziest blurbs. I read this one, and I couldn’t even…
Whaaaat?