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I’d send one, but you guys wrote half of it (o:
Hehee, whoops!
It’s my inability to properly construct a pitch that led me to self-publish. A cop out, I know, but I just couldn’t get my head out of the details of my novel to condense it. Good luck to all the souls braver and more clever than I!
What a terrible reason! Come now, up and at ’em. Don’t let the pitch beat you!
You still have to have some sort of blurb when you self-publish, don’t you? So, you still need a pitch. These Canaries know what they’re doing. I highly recommend their services.
Actually, since my book is still unfinished, I found working on my “pitch” to be extremely helpful in shaping some of my ideas, to really pull them in line and give a greater shape to the whole book. Same thing when I had a go at writing a one-page synopsis. I find these exercises extremely helpful
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Pitch slapped! LOVE IT! When I get my pitches together, I’m submitting them!!! Slap ’em all you want!!!
I look forward to it!